Backyard Putter Gifts

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Duh!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest-- do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Child on golf course

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

"No, not yet."

Desert island putting green.

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

'I thought you said you wanted me to get the crab grass out of the yard!'

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).