Island Putt Master Prints

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

What luck!

Tee for Two!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Jurassic Country Club.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Golf

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"Wider."

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

Rory McIlroy

Sink the putt or else!

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Desert Island golf

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.