Island Putter Prints

Desert island putting green.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Sportknitting

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Duh!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Thanks God!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Desert Island golf

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Golfing in space.

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Holy Golf

Golfing across the islands.

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Divine Golf

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'Can't you see I'm busy?'

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).