Plant Putter Prints

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

The vegan hunter

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Dun Decking

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

International Carrot Day April 4th

Vegan Insomnia

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Of course, in life he was allergic to them."

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

Neanderthal Golf.

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'Spinach: The Prequel'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

Free-range tofu.

"I'm your waiter and a vegetarian. Let's try to do this without anyone getting hurt"

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Desert island putting green.

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

'Um... no. I don't think so.'