Reformed Putter Gifts

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Thanks God!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Neanderthal Golf.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

Covid Golf

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Child on golf course

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

Desert island putting green.

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

"No, of course I wasn't talking on my mobile, I can't text and talk at the same time."

'Can't you see I'm busy?'

'He got so accustomed to putting in his office that he can't sink a putt unless there is furniture around.'

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).