Island Golfer Pillows

Desert Island golf

Golfing across the islands.

Putting Practice.

Golf lessons

A man plays golf by the sea

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Duh!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"One More Swing."

Luckily I hit the pin!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

"I hate playing with pros!"

Slippery hand golfer

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Women Golfers

Addressing The Ball

'In tray.'

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"