Oceanic Golfer Pillows

Playing Golf In The Ocean.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Batman O' War

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

A man plays golf by the sea

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."