Ice Golf Guru Gifts

I like ice golfing, but we sure go through a lot of balls.

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Baking

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"You call this ice?"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Largest Divot Trophy.

"We used to be cooler."

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"You have a good lie."

'Do you know any other poses?'

Nevermore!

'I like to stay connected 247.'