Golf Course Guru Gifts

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I said sand wedge.'

'I've never had a hole-in-one...or two...or three...or four...'

Trump civil fraud case

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

Sand trap

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

The Golfing Accident

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

It can be taken up at any age....

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Golf lessons

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

For sale - Used only Once.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"