Golf Course Guru Gifts

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I said sand wedge.'

'I've never had a hole-in-one...or two...or three...or four...'

Trump civil fraud case

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

Sand trap

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No-Work Orange

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

The Golfing Accident

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

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