Golf Rules Guru Gifts

'Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

The Goalkeeper

It can be taken up at any age....

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Are you blind ref?'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Largest Divot Trophy.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'