Golfing Gurus Gifts

Dummies Books.

"I feel like we have so much in common!"

'You've heard of Tiger, Bear and Shark...... meet the snail!'

'Use the four wood!'

Golfing Fakir.

101 uses of a dead cat: golf cart.

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

Golfer and the Eagle

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

It can be taken up at any age....

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'He lived and died for golf.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'