Icebreaker Guru Gifts

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

"Congrats, Mr Dopps! You're now a real member of our team! Jerry the office clown has put a pie chart in your face!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'No ice.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Man Skating With Dog.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

The Icebreaker

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'