Island Hoper Gifts

Club Antisocial

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

1930's Lady.

Nature Lovers

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Oh, the amenity!'

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

As you like it - One way of catching fish