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Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Club Antisocial

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Nature Lovers

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

1930's Lady.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.