Island Hoppers T-Shirts

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

BBQ Today All Welcome

Lazy Desert Island Gag

Agenda

"I wish you'd taken your mother cruising as well!"

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Club Antisocial

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Desert Island Mishap

Saved...life is good!

Nature Lovers

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Best friends without borders.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'