Hazard Hoppers T-Shirts

'Talk about rough courses!'

Bottle Distillery

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

You are not here.

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

BBQ Today All Welcome

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"I wish you'd taken your mother cruising as well!"

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

'And to think I worried about safe sex.'

"Where are the fire exits?"

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".

Eyes Open!...

Agenda

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

Please wake me at V...

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

Borders Without Doctors.

'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'

"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."

'Go ahead, Brad. Wade in and retrieve your ball. It's just a duck.'