'Talk about rough courses!'
Hazard Hoppers Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for someone who loves hazard hopping and playful adventures? Our collection celebrates their daring spirit with fun, witty designs across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Inspire their curiosity and sense of fun with our thoughtfully crafted items, perfect for brightening their day and fueling their passion for energetic activities. Whether they’re tackling new challenges or simply adore quirky designs, find something special that speaks to their adventurous, creative side.
Bottle Distillery
'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'
"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."
Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.
'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'
Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.
'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'
You are not here.
Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.
'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'
'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'
'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'
BBQ Today All Welcome
Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'
"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."
"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."
Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'
"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."
"I wish you'd taken your mother cruising as well!"
Golfer hits a plane on his drive.
'And to think I worried about safe sex.'
"Where are the fire exits?"
Hazards ALWAYS exist!...
A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".
Eyes Open!...
Agenda
"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"
"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."
Please wake me at V...
"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"
Borders Without Doctors.
'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'
"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."
'Go ahead, Brad. Wade in and retrieve your ball. It's just a duck.'
Hazard Hoppers Gifts Collection
Hazard Hoppers Mugs
Explore our collection of hazard hopper mugs for more fun, creative designs that brighten up morning routines and bring smiles to their face.
Hazard Hoppers Pillows
Discover quirky hazard hopper pillows to add a dash of fun and creativity to their living space, perfect for inspiring and relaxing.
Hazard Hoppers Prints
Decorate with our hazard hopper prints, featuring bold, whimsical designs that celebrate energetic pursuits and creative challenges.
Hazard Hoppers T-Shirts
Browse our hazard hopper t-shirts and find playful, energetic designs that allow them to express their adventurous spirit in style.