Historic Hoppers Gifts

You are not here.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Nature Lovers

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"He's left out the staples"

"It's a great work!"

"We're here, Harry."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Warhol Exhibit

"Those old guys really had it!"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The End of the Worker Bees

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'It's an organic still life.'

"Of course the paint is still wet ... it's modern art!"

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

Artist in formaldehyde

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'