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"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Nature Lovers

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"I read 'Art News.'"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"We're here, Harry."

"It's a great work!"

"He's left out the staples"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Warhol Exhibit

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Those old guys really had it!"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The End of the Worker Bees

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'It's an organic still life.'

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

Artist with spot paintings

Artist in formaldehyde