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The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Carefree luggage.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Airport Security.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

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"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

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