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Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Nature Lovers

Bottle Distillery

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"We're here, Harry."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Garden genomes.

You are not here.

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

BBQ Today All Welcome

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

They changed their tunes.

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"We offer a complimentary turn-down service."

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

I don

"I wish you'd taken your mother cruising as well!"

Agenda

'Talk about rough courses!'