Helix Hoppers Gifts

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Bottle Distillery

Nature Lovers

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"We're here, Harry."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Garden genomes.

You are not here.

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

BBQ Today All Welcome

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

They changed their tunes.

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

"We offer a complimentary turn-down service."

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

'Talk about rough courses!'

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

"I wish you'd taken your mother cruising as well!"

Agenda

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."