Planet Hoppers Mugs

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Club Antisocial

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Nature Lovers

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Rocket.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Do something for the environment.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

"What happened?"

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'

Lei-ing Hens

"I'm your sun!"

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'

You are not here.