Planet Lover Gifts

"What happened?"

"Happy Mothers Day."

Annoyed planet.

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'We were correct in classifying this as a dwarf planet.'

Do something for the environment.

Trump prepares to chop down the tree holding up the world.

"And they call themselves intelligent?!"

"We've made great progress!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Climate Crisis

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Slinky Cow World

Cosmonaut

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Environment Friendly House.

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Rocket.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Astronaut love

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.