Planet Humor Lover Gifts

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

"Good game."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

First Contact

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

IT security.

Do something for the environment.

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

First attempt at the Big Bang

"What happened?"

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"I'm your sun!"

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Oxygen, hydrogen, carbon. With a combination like that you're bound to get infected.

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

I miss that new planet smell.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'