Planet Humor Lover Pillows

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

"Good game."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

First Contact

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

IT security.

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Do something for the environment.

"What happened?"

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"I'm your sun!"

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'