Extraterrestrial Humor Lover Pillows

Man wearing 'Alien' t-shirt meets an alien wearing a 'Humane' t-shirt

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Save Our Universe

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We evolved from asteroids"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

How to draw a martian!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

First Contact

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

UFO and snowman

Area 51: The Inside Story

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'