Extraterrestrial Lover Pillows

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Marry me astronaut

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The First Martian Dog.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Alien Assumption

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We evolved from asteroids"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

How to draw a martian!

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Take me to your feeder,'

"Space wants to kill you."

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Shoulda brought the weed."