Extraterrestrial Fashion Lover Pillows

"Take me to your tailor."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien Snowmen

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

dog vs UFO...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Alien Assumption

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We evolved from asteroids"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

How to draw a martian!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Area 51: The Inside Story

UFO and snowman

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Ukulelean abduction