Extraterrestrial Life Lover Pillows

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"We've made great progress!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Marry me astronaut

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

dog vs UFO...

Alien Assumption

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Cosmonaut

Science fiction fans on other planets

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Astronaut love

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

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'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'