Extraterrestrial Life Lover Gifts

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

The First Martian Dog.

dog vs UFO...

Alien Assumption

Marry me astronaut

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Astronaut love

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'