Extraterrestrial Humor Lover Gifts

Man wearing 'Alien' t-shirt meets an alien wearing a 'Humane' t-shirt

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The First Martian Dog.

Save Our Universe

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We evolved from asteroids"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

How to draw a martian!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

Alien attack in the 1950s

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Take me to your feeder,'

First Contact

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"Space wants to kill you."

Area 51: The Inside Story

UFO and snowman

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!