Extraterrestrial Comedy Fan Gifts

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien Snowmen

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

The First Martian Dog.

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Dr. Roo.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Science fiction fans on other planets

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Space wants to kill you."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

UFO and snowman

'Take me to your feeder,'

Area 51: The Inside Story

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."