Extraterrestrial Comedy Fan T-Shirts

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien Snowmen

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

dog vs UFO...

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

UFO and snowman

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'