Extraterrestrial Humor Fan T-Shirts

"Are you sure we abducted the right president?"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien Assumption

dog vs UFO...

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

Alien attack in the 1950s

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Take me to your feeder,'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Space wants to kill you."

UFO and snowman

Area 51: The Inside Story

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"