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'Terrific!... You wait for a billion years, and they send three at the same time.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

UFO and snowman

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'