Alien Comedy Fan Gifts

"What happened?....Icing on the wings!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

Dr. Roo.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

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"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"They look like pickles."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.