Alien Comedy Fan Pillows

"What happened?....Icing on the wings!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"They look like pickles."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!