Alien Humor Lover Pillows

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

New York Stock Exchange. Wall St. To err is human, but this is ridiculous!

Toilets for Men, Women and Aliens.

"I'd like to abduct a Vodka Martini."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

How am I abducting?

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'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"They look like pickles."