Intergalactic Humor Lovers Gifts

"Make up your mind...it's freezing in here!"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Save Our Universe

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Are there space-babes?"

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

Seances of the future

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

Small laughing space creatures.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?

"B*****d!"

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."