Artificial Life Lover Pillows

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Ancient Farming Practises.

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Artist and chiken

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"We grind our own catnip."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Early career fair

Scientist cleans lab window.

Chalk Bored

"Zorg, why didn't your PowerPoint presentation addresses the invasion size differential?"

Saguaro Cacti.

You had me at succulents!

"It was inevitable, Janice. My smart car gained sentience and now we're in love."

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.