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"Take me to your tailor."

'Teenagers!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien Snowmen

The First Martian Dog.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

dog vs UFO...

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We evolved from asteroids"

How to draw a martian!

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Space wants to kill you."

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Take me to your feeder,'

UFO and snowman

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Ukulelean abduction