Planet Lover Prints

"What happened?"

"I'm not sure what's worse...that you pointed out I have circles under my eyes or that after four billion years together you're just noticing."

"Happy Mothers Day."

Annoyed planet.

What's your favorite planet, Randy? There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vistas

Oxygen, hydrogen, carbon. With a combination like that you're bound to get infected.

I miss that new planet smell.

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'We were correct in classifying this as a dwarf planet.'

Do something for the environment.

Trump prepares to chop down the tree holding up the world.

"And they call themselves intelligent?!"

"We've made great progress!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Climate Crisis

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

There is No Planet C

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"