Planet Pleaser Prints

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Evolution.

Slinky Cow World

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Newton's cradle

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Plasma Ball

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Hope...

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Do something for the environment.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

Wildlife Tree

"What happened?"

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

God's studio assistants