Planet Pleaser Pillows

"That's an everblue."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Evolution.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Slinky Cow World

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Newton's cradle

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Plasma Ball

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Hope...

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Do something for the environment.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"What happened?"

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Wildlife Tree

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

God's studio assistants