Planet Admirer Pillows

Happy Earthday

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

A man looking through a telescope at a dog in space.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Rocket and Witch Race

Easter Island Shades...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Slinky Cow World

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Life and Death

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.