Planet Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

An Astronaut on the Moon, peeing in the background

'Uranus!'

Guilt for Deforesting

Earth

Suddenly size mattered...

"No, that giant red spot on Jupiter isn't a zit."

Mars and Earth

Newton's cradle

"My tectonic plates itch!"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I doubt if Jupiter is really three weeks ahead of schedule -- try cleaning your glasses.'

Slinky Cow World

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

An astronomy demonstration has been vandalised

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Nature versus commerce.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I admire your floatibility.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.