Planet Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

An Astronaut on the Moon, peeing in the background

'Uranus!'

Guilt for Deforesting

Earth

Suddenly size mattered...

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

Pluto

"No, that giant red spot on Jupiter isn't a zit."

Mars and Earth

Newton's cradle

"My tectonic plates itch!"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

'I doubt if Jupiter is really three weeks ahead of schedule -- try cleaning your glasses.'

Slinky Cow World

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'See the ring Pal, I'm married.'

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

An astronomy demonstration has been vandalised

Sadie, I just heard they discovered seven earthlike planets around a single star. Three of those planets are in the habitable zone, so they might just support life. I am just so excited! I guess what I'm asking you is … were you this excited when earth was first discovered? Almost as excited as when I first discovered vengeful retribution.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

Nature versus commerce.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .