Planet Pusher Gifts

Dung Beetle pushing the world around.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Cats and gardens.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Depressing Company Departments.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Bureaucraze...