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Dung Beetle pushing the world around.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Cats and gardens.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Bureaucraze...

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."